Thursday, October 15, 2015

Cain and Abel in Modern America

Adam and Eve live in middle America with their two young sons, Cain and Abel.

Cain keeps a gun hidden under his mattress.  His brother Abel hides an old Playboy magazine under his mattress.

Eve is making their beds one morning and discovers their respective contraband.
Adam is not pleased with his sons.

Adam to Cain:  
Son, don't hide your weapon.  It should always be within easy reach.  What if you needed to shoot a few loads in the middle of the night?  And don't ever be ashamed of your hardware.  It's a sign of your strength and a symbol of your manhood.  In fact, you should display it in public at all times.

Adam to Abel:  
I can't believe you would threaten the entire family with your dangerous literature!  That's precisely why we need strict government rules -- to protect us from bad things like sex.  I am shocked and appalled and you must be punished for this reckless behavior.

Adam to Cain:  
Cain, shoot the son of a bitch.

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