Friday, January 06, 2012

Truth in Acronyms

Mitt Romney is the president of 
Corporations Really Are People (CRAP)

Ron Paul is closely associated with 
Libertarians for Individual American Rights (LIAR)

Rick Santorum is the spokesman for 
Leadership On Ways to Inhibit Queers (LOW IQ)

Newt Gingrich is the head of his one-man fan club 
People Into Gingrich (PIG) 

Michelle Bachmann is a proud member of 
Faith And Godliness Herald American Greatness (FAG HAG)

Sarah Palin dedicates all of her time to 
Getting Republicans Elected Every Day (GREED)

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