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What He Meant To Say

A shorter version of Dubya's speech about the "surge" and his never-can-say-goodbye war in Iraq:

"When I fuck you, you stay fucked. Got it?"

Hasta la Déjà vu, Baby

On Friday, the California Senate sent Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger a bill allowing gay marriages.

Schwarzenegger is expected to veto the bill as he did a similar measure two years ago.

Getting Priorities Straight

Roger Simon of The Politico just suggested (on MSNBC's HardBall) that Minneapolis could better use its cops by reassigning them from bathroom patrol to bridge inspection.

Karl Rove: Babysitter

Former presidential advisor Karl Rove opens a child care center: