Saturday, January 27, 2007

Global Warming

The year 2006 was reportedly the warmest on record. Fortunately for those soon-to-be-flooded coastal property owners in Florida, there is a new opportunity for beachfront living. Unfortunately, it's on Jupiter's moon Titan. And the lakes are actually liquid ammonia.

Perhaps the best thing about global warming is that it will melt the polar icecaps and end the horror of clubbing baby seals. Of course, they will be dead anyway, but at least people won't be clubbing them anymore.

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