I was going to say something important about the debate over the flag-burning amendment but I was too busy at the time. Fortunately, Scott Adams picked up the slack. (Go there -- it's a classic)
Needless to say, not all flag desecration requires a match. For example, our very own president likes to autograph flags. Of course, when you wrap yourself tightly in the flag, it's OK to sign it. Kind of like putting your name in your underwear when you go to summer camp.