Monday, February 13, 2006

Shoot First ...

Most folks would have assumed that Dick Cheney was much less dangerous when he was on vacation. Think again.

Not since Aaron Burr has a sitting Vice President tried to kill someone. Well, as long as you don't count starting unnecessary wars. Of course, the shooting was an "accident." A man can't be expected to look first, shoot second! At least, not a "real" man like Deadeye Dick. Too bad his hunting partner wasn't as good at dodging birdshot as Cheney was at dodging the draft.

Dick Cheney's To-Do List

  1. Shoot somebody -- it's been a bad week
  2. Recharge the defibrillator
  3. Watch Olympic Ice Dancing at "undiclosed location"
  4. Make up new lies about WMD -- don't forget "mushroom clouds"
  5. Blame hunting "accident" on Democrats
  6. Leak classified info
  7. Send Bush more pretzels

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