Monday, February 13, 2006

"Our" Gold Medal

Speedskater Chad Hedrick won the 5,000 meter race in Turin. This resulted in, as most of the media reported, the "USA's First Gold Medal" of the Turin Olympic Games. Gee, thanks Chad. You can send my 297-millionth share of the gold to my home address.

Of course, I guess that means we each get a proportionate share of Michelle Kwan's nagging "groin injury." So on second thought ....

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