Friday, December 23, 2005

Crumpet the Elf

The David Sedaris holiday tradition continues at NPR. Listen to his tale of part-time seasonal employment as one of Santa's elves. My all-time favorite Christmas line is from Sedaris. After an obnoxious woman berates "Crumpet" and threatens, "I'm going to have you fired!" Sedaris whispers, "I'm going to have you killed."

Merry Christmas, one and all.