Everyone, it seems, is buzzing about anticipated indictments of top-level Bush Administration officials in the Valerie Plame scandal. The money bets are being placed on either presidential senior advisor and Prince of Darkness Karl Rove; vice-presidential chief of staff Lewis "Scooter" Libby; or both. Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald is expected to wrap up his investigation by the end of the month.
However, I have a far more important concern: How does someone who goes by the nickname "Scooter" ever get a White House job? Shouldn't he be a cartoon character or an unemployed redneck?