Friday, October 14, 2016

Said Conrad Cornelius O'Donald O'Dell
"My very own country is going to hell.
This Trump team is vile, it's corrupt and unclean!
Nixonian misdeeds -- and worse! -- have I seen.
From unwanted kissing, from A out to Z
It's an Axis of Evil and dishonesty!"

Yet twenty-six letters will not spell it out.
New letters are needed that practically shout:
"Trump's On Beyond Evil! He's ruthless and wicked!"
Trump's con job, like cow paths, is simply too crooked!
To write out his crimes it will take me all day
New letters are needed to convey my dismay!

"Calm down," I suggested, "O'Donald O'Dell.
New letters I'll give you, your story to tell."

The Con is for Conway and Kellyanne's lies,
And Roid is for Rudy, with rage in his eyes.
While Blight is for Breitbart, that tells us no truth,
The Poot is for Putin and all things uncouth.

"Yet that's not enough," said O'Donald O'Dell
"The stench from this crew it is starting to smell."
Yet holding your nose will not fill the need
To drain this black cauldren of malice and greed.

Then he almost fell flat on his face on the floor
When I picked up a pen and drew one letter more!

The Thump is for Trump, he's the worst of them all.
His brain, it would seem, is three sizes too small.
His polls, like Titanic, are sinking real fast,
Thus Trump number one will be Trump number last.

This alphabet soup, why it's just the beginning.
Not finished, you see, 'til the good guys are winning.
When On Beyond Evil, the lesson is this:
To Trump and his minions, my butt they can kiss.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Cain and Abel in Modern America

Adam and Eve live in middle America with their two young sons, Cain and Abel.

Cain keeps a gun hidden under his mattress.  His brother Abel hides an old Playboy magazine under his mattress.

Eve is making their beds one morning and discovers their respective contraband.
Adam is not pleased with his sons.

Adam to Cain:  
Son, don't hide your weapon.  It should always be within easy reach.  What if you needed to shoot a few loads in the middle of the night?  And don't ever be ashamed of your hardware.  It's a sign of your strength and a symbol of your manhood.  In fact, you should display it in public at all times.

Adam to Abel:  
I can't believe you would threaten the entire family with your dangerous literature!  That's precisely why we need strict government rules -- to protect us from bad things like sex.  I am shocked and appalled and you must be punished for this reckless behavior.

Adam to Cain:  
Cain, shoot the son of a bitch.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Knowing What We Know

"Knowing what we know now, would you have authorized the [Iraq] invasion?" Fox News host Megyn Kelly asked potential presidential candidate Jeb Bush.

"I would have," Bush said.

And knowing what we know now, no one in their right mind would vote for Jeb Bush.

Saturday, April 18, 2015

"Utah might bring back firing squads, combining two things American has an abundance of:  guns and bad ideas."

--- Larry Wilmore

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Empire Update

The architects of this policy are now spending their 11th year of book tours, lecture fees, television appearances, and not being called to account in any serious way."

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Is Cat Scratch Fever Fatal?

Aging rocker Ted Nugent is a sitting Board member for the National Rifle Association.  According to Raw Story, Nugent recently ranted against President Obama in rather inflammatory terms:

[Nugent] went on to apologize to members of the military for allowing “a commander in chief who is the enemy” to take over the country.  “I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist-raised, communist-educated, communist-nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America.”

It is unlikely that this sort of stage performance will have any impact on his status as a NRA Board member.  Nugent has been saying outrageous things for years.

Thursday, January 09, 2014